How do you say happy birthday to someone special? You don’t want them to be found dead under floating candles and a bouquet of lilies. Greeting cards are nice and they’re convenient – but not necessarily innovative. If you’d like to make a special day even better, why not surprise the one you love by just being there on their birthday? It does cost you a bit more than simply picking up the card, but it will have a much higher impact. The best thing of all is that when they’ll say “thank you” afterward – it won’t sound as lame as “thanks for coming over today, means a lot”
If you wish to make that special person laugh on a very special day like their birthday, then you are at the right place as we have carefully drafted over 50 funny happy birthday messages for someone very special to you. These funny birthday quotes are perfect for Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, and Husband.
Funny Happy Birthday Messages for Someone Very Special with Images
1. Hope you will remember to keep my sweet cake; I am more interested in the biggest one. Happy birthday.
2. Is it your birthday today? I don’t know either. Anyway, let’s rock the day together in peace and harmony.
3. Happy birthday sweet angel may your new age add to your beauty as you wish the other day. Lolz.
4. What a nice friend, don’t forget to celebrate your own birthday today while you are busy anchoring others’.
5. It takes me many hours to remember that today is your birthday. Pardon me by sparing some cake for me.
6. Good to hear that my best friend is plus one today but the problem is I didn’t remember at the right time.
7. I realized today is your special day and now I am ready to be yours for the main time until you finish sharing your cake.
8. You always make me want to say good morning daddy because you are such a charming angel. Happy birthday.
9. Princess as gorgeous as you are is yet to be discovered. I so much love you like chocolate in the store.
10. If you were money, I will not spend you so you will always remain with me in anticipations. Happy birthday.
11. No one love to enjoy pain, it is my pleasure to have you around me every single day of my life. Happy birthday.
12. If only you know how much I wish to play with you, it will be a mystery thinking about someone else.
13. Let this special day fill with lots of cakes and soft drinks to celebrate the hell out of you. Happy birthday.
14. Today is your yummy day, hope you have bought the most beautiful cake that will be devour very soon.
15. You don’t know how sweet it is to reach out to the most beautiful girl in this life, what a nice smile coming from the celebrant the other time.
16. Lady, I just want to say happy birthday, you are so cute, nice and ready to be a good queen as soon as possible.
17. Happy birthday, just another year closer to your number one success. I hope you can cope with it.
18. Whatever it takes to be yours always, I will take. The day I met you were funniest moment of my life and will never forget. Happy birthday.
19. Don’t forget someone loves you; just get me some chocolate to enjoy the wonderful day with you. Happy birthday.
20. You have no idea how much you mean to me, you are the very blessing I have been searching for, now you are plus one, go and learn a new programming language.
Funny Happy Birthday Messages for Someone Special Images and fun
21. Do you want to know how to know you are old now? Fall down in public; if people laugh at you—you are old, if they are panic, you are
papa lo-lo.
22. You think it is beans to be 30th? Now give me some respect for I was 30th 4 years ago. Happy birthday.
23. I love sweet chocolate because it looks exactly like you and I love strawberry berry because looks like your birthday.
24. I was old you said, but I realized I’m younger when you passed a phone to me in place of a phonebook.
25. I need you to lock the entire you today because I am going to dance to the end of time. I don’t even understand what I’m saying.
26. The sweetest of a wonderful birthday is here, may you find it easy to enjoy this wonderful day ahead.
27. I am not saying that you are old today; I mean you are older today. Happy birthday to the sweetest girl ever seen.
28. Happy birthday to my old some guy, you are getting older every day let’s celebrate your success together.
29. I owe you a lot but many times a day, I feel like living this world with your face fixed before me. Happy birthday.
30. How do I make you smile with all your 32 teeth outside? Have one of the most precious moments in life.
31. I am sure you have no idea of how sweet you are in that bed the other day, what a fantastic wife, happy birthday.
32. I am thinking of buying you a bird on your birthday. Lolz, that will be the most beautiful bird cake ever.
33. Just give me all it takes to always make you smile and I will be yours for the rest of my life. How you doing sweet angel.
34. To my blessed love, I need to tell you that you are a bit older this year, I hope you will have a wonderful birthday.
35. What a nice day to celebrate a gem like you, if not for your failure the other day, I will not suffer as I did.
36. Just want to say, happy birthday to my wonderful angel, you are more precious to me than I can even say.
37. When the time comes to make someone happy, it becomes something else, I don’t even know out to smile.
38. How do I know you are happy, every day your face looks like your boss denied you your salary.
39. To the most beloved angel, don’t forget that you owe me some piece of cake on your birthday. Have a splendid birthday.
40. It is not always easy to make it in life, but it doesn’t mean you can’t make it. You are super interesting.
41. When I sighted you from far, I realized the world’s funniest comedian is at it again. Happy birthday, sweetie.
42. What exactly do I need to do to make you understand how much you mean to me? I am in deep crazy love with you. Happy birthday.
43. Wishing you all the best, I need the biggest cake tonight, just preserve that for a special friend I am.
44. What a blessed memory for a nice person like you. I wish you all the best. May you be blessed abundantly?
45. Thank you for being funny enough to make me happy every day. Happy birthday sweet love and wonderful chocolate.
46. Happy birthday to the most special girl in town, you don’t have the idea of my love for you. Thank you.
47. I just want to say hello to the sweetest guy ever met, I hope you are enjoying the purpose of a nice day being celebrated.
48. To my ambitious lady, I have made a special cake for you and I have invited fire brigade department to quench the candlelight.
49. You don’t actually know why I am so much in love with you, but the truth is that you are now the best.
50. What a nice love you are, I am sure some sweet cash will enter my pocket on your birthday. If I don’t like you, will I ask?
51. Nice to meet you in this world, you are always the kind of sweet angel I have been searching for. I love you.
52. I am concerned about what makes you happy than what the newspaper was saying. Happy birthday, darling.
53. If you are truly in need of someone to make you happy, always remember that I am the comedian of the house.
54. What makes a birthday sweet is a fact that there is an item 7 but without it, every face will look like stone.
55. What a nice birthday. You are always the best I can ever think of. I love you like never before. You are my superstar.
56. You can ride a horse on my stomach today being your birthday. Happy birthday to my sweet angel.
57. I am so happy with you. Do you know why? It is because you promised to spoil me with a lot of cakes. Please don’t disappoint.
58. I thought I could make you smile not knowing you will end up cracking my ribs. Happy birthday to the world’s best comedian.
59. I need many things in life and your birthday cake will not be too small to be among. Hope you understand.
60. Nice meeting you in this world, it is my pleasure, my life, and my happiness to celebrate a cute nice person like you.
61. You took care of me, put a smile on my face, and made me the most interesting chocolate of your life. Happy birthday.
62. What a nice day spent with the world’s most beautiful angel, you are my dream and the sweetest ever.
63. What you don’t know is that one of the reasons why I love you is that every year my cake becomes bigger.
64. Wash this birthday for us, we can’t just hear about it without filling our stomachs with something special.
65. I am happy not because you are plus one but for the menu awaiting tonight. Is it bad to say your mind?
66. Let’s see what really matters, the stomach or the birthday? You are plus one we know, but the stomach is always plus one all the time.
67. If I can play a special role in this world to make you understand the precious moment I am praying for, you will always be happy. Have an awesome birthday.
68. I have never seen the type of your cake before, it should be called head-world dot come. What a big-headed birthday cake.
69. I am happy to have you around, it is the sweetest thing ever seen in the world. Have a nice day. Have a sweet birthday.
70. Wishing you all the best in this world, I hope you will find peace in all you are doing. Happy birthday.
71. What a nice day in this world, I will always love you for the rest of my life just because you celebrate your birthday.
72. I can run the longest race to prove to you that it is not worth it to die for anyone in this world. What a nice love. Happy birthday.
73. If I have a way out of pain, it is because you were sent to make me laugh like a drunk monkey. Happy birthday.
74. I can see many things on your face that make me happy, one of which is the way you sketch your makeups.
75. How do I make you happy on your birthday? Should I come and finish your cake’ or stay at home, and watch you eat your cake alone?
76. Bets I can’t stop thinking about you even in one minute, does it mean that you have hacked my brain? Happy birthday.
77. Watching you from the sweetest part of this world is what really makes me happy, no wonder I was planning to climb Mount Sinai for you the other day.
78. Don’t you know that your smile alone is one of the most precious things in this world? I love you and have the funniest birthday ever.
79. We were once a fetus that knew nothing, and then we grew strong to be arrogant walking as though we can be taller than the mountain. What a life. Lolz, happy birthday friend.
80. I can feel birthday in the air, it is one of the most confidential things ever smelled up there—is it your birthday?
81. Hello guys, I am pleased to say happy birthday to you, but will be more comfortable only for you if include item seven.
82. Thank you for all you have done in my life, I am so happy that you are plus one today and assurance you will do something special.
83. I hope you understand how much you mean to me? You mean more than a million dollars for me, so pay now.
84. I wish you the best of all moments this morning, what about this wonderful moment in life? Have a sweet birthday.
85. When a birth is of the royal families, the difference is clear, hope we are not gonna take sausage this time around.
86. To the best of my luck. I found a comedian as love, hope you are feeling me. Happy birthday my sweetheart.
87. To the sweetest girl in my life, I dedicate this special text to you. I know I got no much money but I have got some sweet words for you, you are so cute on your birthday.
88. You are that supergirl I can’t forget even after my death. Believe I am saying this because you are always the best when it comes to sharing birthday cake.
89. What exactly can I say when a superstar celebrates his birthday? I am short of those beautiful words.
90. What a nice day for the world’s most beautiful angel, she is always on my mind. Happy birthday my heartbeat.
Funny Quotes for birthday messages for him or her
1. I cannot sleep because of the weight of your love in my heart. Every day and night I can’t do without thinking about you because you are my dream comes true. Happy birthday to you.
2. I appreciate your tremendous efforts in my life, I want to thank you for all the good things you have done for me; even until tomorrow, I will continue to love you like never before. Happy birthday to you.
3. Today is your birthday Mr. love boy, I hope you will put a smile on your face, put on your cowboy cap, and bounce to the party stage set for you because we truly love you. Happy birthday.
4. Please beware to come with firefighters because the candle the maker of your birthday cake put make need one thank of water to switch the fire off. Happy birthday.
5. What kind of cake is this? It is weighing 25kg how do I bring it down to your place? Send me a truck to lift your incredible birthday cake to you. Cheer, it is your birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend
6. I used to attend birthdays but this your own party might tear the earth apart. I am scared of your speaker, and the cake is a special boss on his own. Happy birthday to you.
7. Last night I was happy and at the same time scared because I thought it was fire night. How on earth should a cake have big, big fires on it? Is that a cake or a bakery?
8. You must be enjoying yourself over there, you are just fifty and you look sixty is that not a miracle from God? May God continues to perform more miracles in your life, say amen!
9. As you grow older and becoming more toothless, I pray that the Lord should provide you with lots of fish to help your condition. Happy birthday my dear old friend.
10. My duty today is to guide that mighty cake of yours from armed robbers. May the Lord protect us from the influence that this tempting cake will bring to your party, happy birthday!
11. Why are you not smiling as if you don’t have white teeth? Although it has been a long that you open your teeth. Happy birthday to you.
12. You are such a fun friend and that is why I always love to stay with you so that my ribs will be charged beyond a reasonable doubt. Happy birthday to you.
13. Your new age I know but what baffles me most is the other one you mount on the cake, are you an artist? Just kidding, happy birthday to you!
14. The cake I saw on your birthday party was enough to feed an entire nation, why did you cook extra food again? I thought the cake was a room until I saw you cut it. Happy birthday to you.
15. Since I have been celebrating people on their birthday, I have never celebrated a funny person like you before. Please, can I ask you a question’ are you from a joke village?
Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend
16. I love it whenever it is your birthday. You are a good friend please always put me in the department of cake attendant. Smile I love your birthday cakes so far. Happy birthday to you.
17. I am scared and the reason is because I don’t want us to sit together during your birthday party. Who knows when you finish eating your cake you will demand for my own. Hmm…food manager. Happy birthday to you.
18. On your birthday, I am wishing you all the best in life; may your pocket be filled with an excess gifts, may we both benefit from the bounty of your birthday; say amen—what are we friends for?
19. You are always sweet chocolate and it is not easy to find a special gift for you. I hope some packets of balloons will be okay to contribute to your lovely and charming birthday? Just want to say, happy birthday to you!
20. I love your face, mouth, lips, hands, and almost everything about you but your face—whenever you are angry it scares me away to a distance of uncountable kilometers, I hope you will put a smile on your face today? Happy birthday to you!
21. You are my sugar cane and that’s why I love to stay around you all the time so that I can feel some sweetness from your lips. Sorry I am only trying to impress you—have a wonderful birthday!
22. We are going out together today to do the shopping for your birthday because last time I did it alone my husband ended up rubbing my body with ten bottles of balm. Happy birthday to you!
23. I believe in your dreams and that’s why I don’t have a choice than just to accept you the way you are, happy birthday to you.
24. I know how scary you are right now because the text messages you receive are highly demanding for a big party, don’t worry your bank account will not finish. Happy birthday.
25. Hmm, you are such a wonderful friend, although you love to look younger yet you look older every day, have a wonderful happy birthday my darling friend.
26. There is no other person I want to speak with today, I will not order food from anyone until I attend your birthday set at 4 pm in the evening, is that not a sign that I love you so much? Happy birthday to you!
27. Have a wonderful birthday. You are so special especially when it comes to eating. I salute you for your effort and struggle to finish the items on the table. Lolz, happy birthday my good friend.
28. I hope you enjoy your night? Thank God today is your birthday so be ready to spend your last cash because I am not going to take it easy with you, happy birthday.
29. You are always the best friend I have ever met before; I wish you can just be the only one on your birthday so I can laugh at you to show you how much you mean to me but thank God you are a person of people.
30. I love one thing about you and it is the fact that you are so special but one thing I dislike about you is that you can eat like a glutton; I hope you will not finish your birthday cake before the party. Happy birthday.
31. You don’t need to get angry at any kind of message that comes your way today; the most important thing is to laugh your big head out since you declared that you are happy. Happy birthday.
32. Those days when we were small, you remember how we use to play around? Those days will never delete from my memories. You have been so funny right from the womb; happy birthday.
33. I wish you a wonderful birthday on this special day of your life. It is my pleasure that my closest friend is celebrating his new age, though you can’t be younger than my last born.
34. Wear the best of your clothes as though there is a festival. I want to see how you will look in your birthday attire. Happy birthday to you!
35. Today is your birthday; I hope you are going to organize a party? I am ready to show you how much you mean to me by eating everything you cook on your birthday. Happy birthday to you!
36. Your birthday is around, I am wishing you all the best in life; I pray that many people will bring gift for you so that we can share them together. Happy birthday to you!
37. You are such a wonderful person and I will continue to cherish you for the rest of my life because you are a funny companion. Happy birthday.
38. I love the way you are growing as though you will end up becoming a pillar. Anyway, what is so funny is the fact that you are always killing yourself to look younger but unfortunately, you look older than ever.
39. Happy birthday to the funniest small man on earth. This smile on my face is a result of your enticing attitude. Happy birthday.
40. You are so sweet and tantalizing, although you are not rice I love to taste your lips as though a taste of delicious fried rice. Happy birthday my love.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Men
41. You are my unending chocolate the sweet honey that I kept in my heart to always give a superb taste of joy. I just want to say happy birthday.
42. Do you know that it is not easy to find a wonderful dove like you? But thank God you are right before me; I love you more than Queen Elizabeth loved her throne. Happy birthday.
43. If there is any chocolate I love to taste, it you my beloved angel but you may not believe it until one day I transform you into sweet chocolate. Happy birthday.
44. You are to me as anything that is sweet on this earth. In fact, you are my strawberry, chocolate, sugar, coconut and sweet potato. Happy birthday.
45. You mean the world to me and truly I mean it. I love hanging around with you because being with you can make a rib almost burst. Happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Women
46. I am suggesting that you should dress up like a masquerade on your birthday party so that we can scare the coward friends away and keep brave ones like me to eat the cake alone. Happy birthday.
47. I love my baby like never before and I will like to live with her until kingdom comes because she is an expert disturbance yet it makes me cherish her the most. Happy birthday.
48. I love you like super glue loves bonding iron, I love you like mango tree love the earth and water. You are my only sweet queen. Happy birthday.
49. You are my rose in the rose garden, the sugar cane I love to eat every now and then, please don’t think the other way round. I mean I love you so much—happy birthday.
50. Happy birthday to the funniest lady on earth, the true but troublesome lover ever. I celebrate you like a farmer celebrates when he harvests a big tuber of yam.
51. Living with you is like a valley full of honey, chocolate, and every other sweetener. I can’t resist the way you make me laugh and cry at the same time. Happy birthday my superhero.
52. You are so special therefore I decided to make you a special cake that will suit your personality but please don’t stay close to those candle-like things on the cake, they are knockouts. Happy birthday.
53. When I was celebrating my birthday, you gave me a surprise by eating all the food on the table and fetched plenty of cake as though one acre of a big human head. Today you are plus one, so expect the double.
54. On your birthday party, I will try and be the best dancer and comedian so that the gifts that are meant for you will be diverted to me—what are we friends for? Happy birthday.
55. I love this dude so much and thank God he is plus one today. Anyway, I can see your endless effort to make yourself look younger but the disappointment is that you look older every day. Lolz—happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Female
56. I hope you are aware that I am coming along with our friend the glutton? Hmm…so get prepared and never make the mistake of assigning him in charge of the food and drink department. Happy birthday.
57. I just feel like calling you a name because I derive pleasure from doing so. Happy birthday to a big-headed agama lizard-like you. I love you though!
58. Get your body out of that bed and thank the Lord for sparing your life up till this moment but don’t forget to mention my name for Him to bless me with your birthday cake tonight. Happy birthday.
59. You are a special organizer and now it is your turn to organize your own birthday party to suit your taste—please I will like to take the charge of sharing the cake.
60. I love everything about you except that you don’t like trusting me with food why? Am I that glutton? Are we not bird of the one feather anymore? Happy birthday.
61. My sweet love, I just want to say a very big happy birthday to you. I hope you have the energy to take its pressure?
62. Love you like never before, I miss you like a bullet misses its target. Every day and night I waste my time thinking about those silly words you said to me. Lolz, I love you so much, friend. Happy birthday.
63. Happy birthday to the boss in the room, I hope you celebrated the last children’s day? If you don’t want to be called a child anymore, live in your parents’ home. Happy birthday.
64. You are such interesting person chocolate that is rare to find in the market. You are my sugar hero. Happy birthday.
65. No one can replace you in my heart because, since the day I met you, I have been having sleepless nights because your funny jokes will never stop coming to my head. Happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male
66. You are my darling love, a sweet angel with a sweet lip and a wonderful face to gaze at. I just want to say happy birthday.
67. You are such an angel worthy of been celebrated. A queen of my gentle heart. Today is your birthday; what if I dress like a Father Christmas will you appreciate it? Happy birthday.
68. To the one I love with 100% of my heart, even if it is one inch of space that remains for e to breathe well, I don’t care to cherish you with it. Happy birthday.
69. As special as you are like never-ending honey, I wish to remain with you till the end of time. You are too sweet my sugar angel. Happy birthday.
70. Happy birthday to the loved one I cherish with all my heart. You are such an intelligent lover but I can’t trust you with my pot of soup. Lolz, happy birthday.
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