Funny valentine quotes for him
1. You are such a romantic wife full of life, sweetness, success, and happiness. You are one of the most beautiful people in this world. You are a special pearl and the most beloved romantic wife in the world. I love you beyond the sky.
2. The truth is that I will always love you, there is no other woman on earth that can take your place in this wonderful world. I will never forget you every day in this world. I love you to the core and wish you understand this from the bottom of your heart.
3. I love you like never before, the truth is that I can’t get used to you. Every day with you is a new day. I am so much in love with you that every second of my life cannot be taken away without thinking about you. I love you.
4. Anytime you set to go out, it seems like you should not move an inch. I cannot take the pain of missing you. I am happy because you are the dream of my life. I love you so much and it is the truth. You belong to me, it is just the truth, no doubt at all.
5. No one can stop this flow of love and passion in my heart for you. It is not of man but of a divine creator none can stand His way. I have always been in love with you even when I never noticed. I love you to the core, you are the kind of woman I wish to spend the rest of my life with.
6. Any moment, any time, and every second of my life is with you as part of my life. I am so lovely in love with you. You belong to me, as you have taken over my heart with your love. I wish you all the best.
7. Thank God for meeting you in this world. You are the sweetest person in this world. I love you, my dear wife, you have really tried for me and my kids. You are more than just a lady. I love you so much.
8. Who can make me happy as you have always been? It is very hard to find your type on this earth. You came in and changed my life. I will always love you for the rest of my life. You are the best for me. I need you all my life.
9. What a blessed angel I have around me. A precious gift that makes me smile whenever I set my eyes on her. She is the best for me. I will surely be yours for the rest of my life. I love you to the core.
10. What a precious love I have for you. The type that glows in the blossom of passion. I need you so much and it is the reason why I will never forget the pain I felt when you were not around to give me the morning hug.
Funny Romantic Love Messages for Husband
11. Never mind the special feelings I have for you, mind the heart that suffers loneliness whenever you are far away. I am with you just like the trench is always with the water. I want to be the reason why you smile every time. I love you so much.
12. Being in love with you has being the sweetest reason why I am happy today. I will never forget the fact that your presence in my life has been changing a lot of things about me. I wish you all the best.
13. For the blessed eyes that read this message, my beloved husband, I am so much in love with you, missing you like never before. I will continue to do so. I cherish you beyond the brim of light of passion. I wish you the best as my husband.
14. What will make me forget you in this world is yet to appear on earth. I have truly fallen in love with you and the truth is that the love becomes deeper and deeper every day. I don’t think I can stop loving you.
15. What really makes me happy is the fact that you are the most cherished person in my life. I will never stop loving you. It makes me really happy to have met you in life. I will never forget you all my life.
16. To the one I can’t do without when it comes to loving someone special, don’t worry, I am going to prepare your favorite. I will ensure that you are happy. I will not stop thinking of you even for a minute for I love you to the core.
17. Whatever it takes to make you happy will always be my number one priority. I will give you all you need, I will ensure that you are special to my heart until you are registered as the most beloved angel of my life.
18. I never want to stop loving you. I will be with you for the rest of my life. I will be with you all the rest of my life. I cherish you beyond your expectations and that I have observed time without a number. I will always love you until the end of time.
19. I wish you all the best, it is not for any reason but for the fact that you have become the one I will always love for the rest of my life. I need you to understand that it is better to stay with you than to meddle with any other man on earth.
20. The kind of love that transpires in my heart for you comes in a load of flames of passion. It is the best feeling ever experienced in my heart. I so much love you and will always do for the rest of my life.
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21. Thank you for the tolerance of my attitudes, thank you for being patient with me, even when you know I have this weakness only a gem can cope with. I will forever appreciate you for all you have done in my life.
22. I don’t actually know how to stop loving you because you have changed my heartbeat since the day you set your foot in my world. You have become this wonderful woman that can’t be taken for granted. You are my life link and the best angel of my life.
23. Whenever you cast your smile on me, my feet tremble in regards to the aura of your beauty. I get confused and quickly fall in love with you than ever. I love you so much and will always do for the rest of my life.
24. I know how much I have missed you but it is so unfortunate that no one knows how I used to feel whenever you are not with me. I cherish you so much and want you to note that in a high sensitivity. You are my dream angel, the special one meant for me.
25. I love your face, your happiness, and the most beautiful reasons why you are always the best for me. I need you to understand that it is my pleasure to have you in this world. I love you to the core.
26. Whenever it is time to lean upon a shoulder, I search for yours to lean upon. I am so much in deep love with you like never before. I will continue to love you until the end of time. I will always be with you for all time to come.
27. Not that we cannot stand alone, not that we cannot walk alone, not that we cannot live a life alone but there are some people that we can’t do without. Babe, you are that person whose soul is connected to mine, and I will never forget you for the rest of my life.
28. I never wanted to change the game I used to play, those bad days, those cheats I made on previous girls that hunt me before I met you. I became repentant the very day I set my eyes on you. I love you so much my wonderful lady.
29. To the special one of my life, to the best lady in this world, I want you to know that I will always be yours anytime, any moment. I will be the angel that makes you smile. You are the cheerleader of my heart and the rose that smells when I am happy. I love you.
30. The blossom of love that connects us together is always at the pick, it is the very reason why I have deeply fallen in love with you. I need you so much so that it makes me want to be with you even as a spirit after death.
Funny Romantic Love Messages for Fiancé
31. Living in a life without you is like being dragged by a vehicle while a person is being tied on the wheel. I am deeply in love with you as you are that angel of love and passion for me. I so much miss you.
32. I never want to stop loving you as you are the sweetest angel of my life. You are the best for me, and I wish you all the best now and forever. You are my greatest love among guys of this world. The last man standing, I really appreciate you.
33. Your simple life, your great attitude, your beautiful smile all combined give me the sweetest feeling ever. I am so lucky to have you in my life. You are the best for me, the angel of love and happiness. I love you.
34. Don’t be surprised that I have given my heart to you. Watch over it, love, and cherish it. it is my pleasure to be with you all my life and I have been begging God to make us happy together. I love you my angel.
35. I just want to be yours all my life; I want to be with you in all ramifications of life. I cherish you like never before. You are my happiness, the only true angel of my life. I will never forget you for the rest of my life.
36. I wish you understand my kind of person, I wish you know me better than you do, you will be shocked how I have fallen in love with you. I will always be sincere with you because you are the happiness that glitters in my heart.
37. I know I will always miss you. It may not be for any other reasons but for the special love, I have for you. You don’t need to blame me, you don’t need to be angry at me for I have deeply fallen in love with you.
38. Thank God for your endless blessing, thank you for the most precious moments in this world, I wish you all the best and pray that you will always be there for you and me. I will never forget you all my life.
39. This life is changing every day but it baffles me that my love for you never changes. I feel like it never changes probably you are meant for me forever. You are the only angel I can boast about for you have taken a great portion of my heart. I love you to the core.
40. I will always be with you whatever means you need me, in as much as it does not violate the moral rules. I will be your happiness, your joy, I will stand for you when you need me most. I will stand for you wherever, whenever, and every single day of my life will be a day that your thought must be involved. I love you. I adore your character and miss your face.
Funny valentine quotes for him/her
1. You will know a woman who loves you more than her entire life by giving her some cash at hand. Do you agree with me or not?
2. Behind every successful man is a woman who keeps him warm every morning but behind a failing man is a woman who has his wife behind her.
3. Happiness is a choice, been sad is a choice. If you want to be happy, go to the pack and have some fun and if you want to be sad—touch a strange get a dirty slap from a mad man.
4. On this special valentine day, I will be coming to the party with the most beautiful car in the world—guess what car it is; my brand new tortoise car.
5. If buying you ice cream is what it takes to show you how much I love you, what will it cost to show you how much you mean to me?
6. I think you will need kisses and hugs as signs that I love you but what will it cost if you get me some chocolate too?
7. You know what, I am already pregnant there is no need for valentine together or will you carry this heavy load in my stomach?
8. I have been dodging some girls since like a week’s time because I got no money to be called a Val. The last time I tried it, I was rushed
to the hospital.
9. I need only three things in you and I will love you forever—you must be handsome, mad, and stupid. Happy valentine day.
10. If you think you are beautiful enough, come over and see my father’s maid how sweet she is looking despite her dresses like the villagers.
11. Is it not time for the girls to tie their boyfriends down? It is almost a few days to valentine. Different excuses will soon be roaming around the internet.
12. If you are not ready to carry responsibility, don’t make me your Val, or else you might regret ever meeting me.
13. I love chocolate so much, so if you want me to be your Val, just know the right thing to do from now—thou shall not cross my lane without a heavy pocket.
14. I love you because you always feed me with your handsome pocket—I just want you to know that anytime I have a quarrel with you, my
account is empty.
15. I was advised not to marry you if I have no strong ribs. I failed to abide by the advice and now face the consequence by laughing out my sorrows.
16. Sometimes it is good to intentionally annoy your lover so that you can watch some Hollywood display right there in your home.
17. Had it been that you are not a bouncer, I will have frustrated your life for attention but I’m afraid of becoming a punching bag. Lolz, I love you, babe.
18. The only one that can make me happy this valentine day must know how to manage his ATM card to favor my directions.
19. It is a privilege to find someone who is ready to love you for being a glutton. Baby, even when you know that your pot will not be safe getting married to me, you still shower love on me.
20. Since I have been trying to escape but all in vain, I think the best plan is to die and valentine day and resurrect on the next day.
21. Some guys will be like chasing the girls on valentine day and night but the girls will be like chasing them when pregnant involved in
the end.
22. Who’s more funny’ you or me; I want you to be my Val so that I will eat some chickens, but you want to be my valentine to freeze my account?
23. Now I am wiser than I used to be. If you love me and truly you know that you love me—why not come over here and keep me warm? Aren’t we spouse again?
24. Don’t worry, I know what to do to that guy, his weakness is my shape and I will torture him with it until he comes over and begs me.
25. Loving a man is not on my agenda until he can prove to me that without me he can’t breathe. Can you do that, and I will give my heart
to you.
26. Some guys will be like without you I can’t sleep but whenever they wake up the next day, some watering tribal marks design their cheeks
why?
27. He deceived you that he can live without you but in the next few minutes you see him driving roughly on the highway. What the hell, please?
28. Baby, do you know how much I love you? Please be my valentine babe today. I replied him if you can show me where you calculated how much you love me; I will be your Val.
29. I am no longer a baby, he said and I said I am a baby. If you want a Val, you need to get me some little things in the market; I need a laptop, foundation, chocolate, strawberry, 3D glasses, and just a car key.
30. If I don’t care about you who else will care, once you get home please you will see a plate covered on the dining table; I know you will be hungry I’m sorry don’t open the empty plate.
31. I have never seen anyone who makes me happy as you do—not even in a night of thousand laughs. You are so cute my dearest Val.
32. I am tired of been told I love you, I need you, I want you all the time. Baby, why do you think I call you baby? Money can buy everything and you should understand.
33. Love is blind I know, but the only remedy to make it not blind again is to maintain the cash flow between you and me.
34. It is not that I love you because of your money but if it involves, it will help enhance the capacity of the love I have for you.
35. I have only one smile with me right now and I will give it only to those who are ready to pay my food bill. Are you interested in my smile?
36. I get bored easily by a boyfriend who cannot make me happy but get faint by a guy making series of grammatical errors.
37. That’s my life; I don’t like to talk much until I see your face. I won’t even eat without you smiling at me. Can anyone love you this way?
38. To be sincere it is not loved that keeps the world goes around some mutual financial understanding can also play a big role in keeping us together. My account is empty.
39. I have told you time without number that the only time I can keep you silent is to kiss you whenever you are angry.
40. I am on the quest to understand why men get angry when hungry. Please baby once you get home, you may not find food on your table because you are my number experiment.
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41. Love without definition is garbage dumped in the memory of the one deceiving him of having it. No focus, no direction.
42. Some people believe that love is just sweet as it is. Others don’t even agree that it exists but as for me, love is just been stupid together.
43. If you can give me all your heart to love what the hell was beating in your chest as you typed the messages sent to me’ are you kidding me?
44. I don’t know why I am always hard these days but if I can get some beautiful piece of kisses and hugs from you this valentine night; I will be the happiest husband this year.
45. I can let you ride car on my stomach just to prove to you how much you mean to me but what scares me most is that a corpse cannot celebrate love afterward.
46. Who else will care for you if I don’t care; I know you might say God will but you know what, I will always care too as long as my phone never ceases to ring alert. Lolz.
47. I can die for you, dance for you, eat for you and lie for you because I love you. I can dream for you, sleep for you and wake for you because I cherish you with passion.
48. I am ready to be with you for the rest of my life because I am not only enjoying your love but also your cool cash in the pocket.
49. Since you told me that there is no money to celebrate my son valentine’s birthday; I opened your locker and picked some rough paper to clean the table. If I don’t care who will?
50. To the one I almost lose my life for, the only compensation I need from you from now on is to be loyal to me and always remember this day as a very important day.
51. Love alone cannot do it, even with some little chocolate attached to it, everything will be alright and peace will reign without any stress.
52. Wishing you the sweetest love of all time. I hope you will always taste it to keep you engage with love and passion for me?
53. I need some warm kisses from you this morning to keep me happy and strong all through the day. You are a sweet lollipop.
54. Indeed, I appreciate everything about you beginning from your powerful smile that mesmerizes my heart like one glass of Coca-Cola drink.
55. You and I will live forever both in peace and in sorrow. This is the covenant we signed and I hope you can cope with it at this valentine period?
56. Suddenly, you said you love me, want me, need me and want to spend the rest of your life with me; thank God I remembered that today is valentine day I will have fallen into your trap.
57. Keep all your love with you tonight, after valentine day we will resume our love once again. If I don’t love you who will?
58. The best thing I can give you right now to keep you and I warm is a hot kiss supported by a warm hug. I love you so much.
59. I can’t tell the reason why I am just addicted to you like a big-headed boy is attached to play station. And I have come to realize that you are so special.
60. Sweet chocolate like you is not easy to find in the market because you are natural and your taste never stops to sweeten my heart. I love you.
61. I need a means through which I will always be with you because been with you is sweeter than the sweetest honey. You make me smile, laugh, and forget my sorrows.
62. Are ready to take my pressure? I am always near to you to disturb you as usual. I derive my joy from making you restless—lolz, if I don’t play with my husband, my maid may take the chance.
63. I want to love you so much that there will be no space for you to think of another woman again, I love you, my darling sweetheart.
64. A minute with you is sweeter than thousands of hours to be spent on a beach but the only problem will be that there will be no ocean to catch fun with around you.
65. I am ready to go to jail just to make you happy but I don’t cause trouble on valentine days, tomorrow I will help you deal with the bouncers.
66. Tomorrow is another day when I will prove to you that you are that you are my number one girl. I know I promised you heaven and earth but I didn’t remember to learn kungfu I will have dealt with those guys for you. I love you truly.
67. Whenever you are lonely, just call me right away and I will keep you lively by sending lots of kisses and admirations through the phone xender. I love you peacefully.
68. I can’t stop dreaming about you even in the morning and during work hours. If not for God so loved the world, I will have kissed my boss thinks her to be you.
69. Anywhere I turn my face I see you, except in two occasions while I wanted to eat I saw only my food and when I was about jumping into an ocean to show you how much you mean to; I quickly realized that it was an ocean.
70. You are my sugar, salt, chocolate, strawberry, and every delicious thing you can think about and that’s why I will always love you my angel—just want to say, happy valentine day.
