60+ Funny Freaky Paragraphs To Say To Your Girlfriend

Freaky Paragraphs To Say To Your Girlfriend: One of the best ways to get your girlfriend to take notice is through your unique, daring, bold and unpredictable ways that you show your affection and love for her. Most men have a regular routine on how they act when they are in a relationship, but there are very few that actually try to surprise their girlfriends every now and then. This can be done through surprising texts and calls when she least expects them, or planning out a whole day where you spend time with each other doing different things throughout the day.

Freaky Paragraphs To Say To Your Girlfriend

  1. You are blowing my mind today girl. Do you know how insane you make me feel? You always find ways to turn my life upside down, and you do it in the most sexy way possible. I can’t get enough of your cute freaky ways girl. I just love it…

 

  1. You are a very beautiful girl. You have a very nice body, great personality and delightful eyes. Your sweetness appeals to me and I would love to get to know you better. I will call you tonight as usual at 11:00 and I’ll look forward to speaking with you again.

 

  1. I find you so exotic and interesting, sexy and beautiful. I love how you smell like vanilla and honey. In my fantasies I am lying in bed and you are climbing on top of me, lightly touching me all over my body. You look into my eyes and tell me how much you crave me and want to make love to me.

 

  1. When I first looked into your eyes I knew something was special. When we talked I knew that you were a true soul. When you kissed me I got the jolt of my life, my heart beating fast and joyful. And when we made love…it was the best feeling in the world. I love you

 

  1. You have me enchanted. I can feel your presence in my soul and in my life. The way you move, talk, make love to me. There are no words to explain it… other than the simple truth. You’re the true gift of life.

 

  1. I’m so happy that you’re finally mine. I love you more than anyone else ever has. You are my strength, my desire, my everything. My love for you will never fade and I can’t wait until the day I get to call you my wife.

 

  1. I’m glad you came and stood by my side, especially all before we started to fall in love, that way you could see the faults in having a negative attitude. I love your smiles, the crinkles at the edge of your eyes that tell me you’re up to something naughty, how your hair feels between my fingers, how easy it is to imagine looking into your eyes for the rest of my days.

 

  1. I call you a butterfly because even though you are this amazing woman, the papery, white wings and tiny black scales of a butterfly are synonymous with delicateness. There are so few butterflies around that if I were to lose you to some cliff-jumping accident or bird attack I could never recover. Every time I see a butterfly in the field I think about rubbing its dusty little body on my lips and making you tea for being such an awesome creature.

 

  1. I do not consider myself a bad looking guy. I think I am good looking, but that is just my opinion. My estimates are closer to the average than those of my fag hag friends though. Even they tell me I am attractive. Perhaps they are just feeling sorry for me at this stage in life and want to fill me with confidence (possibly deluding me in the process). Anyway, I work hard and have a good job due to the fact that I worked as an executive assistant

 

  1. I have spent a lot of time thinking about you. I am so happy to know you. When I was younger, I never thought I would have had a girlfriend like you. You are my dream come true and a real woman of honor and purity. Love is being crazy about someone, but loving them at the same time!! You are the one, baby!

 

  1. I might not say it enough, so I will say it now. I love your name and everything about you. You are my life, my reason for breathing. I am so madly in love with you. I can’t stop smiling whenever I hear your voice or see your face. Your eyes are so beautiful and the way you smile lights up the whole room.

 

  1. I love you more than words can say, I am filled with so much love and adoration for you. I’ve never been so enchanted by anyone in my life, you are my number one, nothing comes before. Just being around you makes me the happiest person in the world.

 

  1. I like the way you make me feel. I love the way I feel when we’re together. I thought our relationship was done, but all it took was some time and patience. Now everything is back to normal and better than ever. I can’t explain it…you know?

 

  1. I just want to tell you how much I love you. You are my everything, you make me so happy. I want you to be a part of my life always, every minute, every day. I never want you to leave me. I love you with all of my heart and soul.

 

  1. I love you, God damnit. And I know you know that. But I want to say it anyway. Funny thing is, the more I think about it, the more I realize just how much I really do love you.

 

  1. There is no way to properly capture how sweet you are with words, but I’ll try. You have a sweetness in your soul that I cannot measure with science. Your cute smile and bright eyes could tame a raging beast. Your kind and gentle spirit could give flower petals their scent back, it’s still too early to tell but that could be possible. You melted my heart on our first date, and you’ve been keeping it warm every since.

 

  1. I feel so lucky to have someone as perfect as you and to spend the rest of my life with you. I know our marriage will be amazing. Its going to be one hell of a ride

 

  1. What I feel for you is beyond words, I want to hold you every day. If my heartbeat was a song, it would be all about you. Love is in the air, and it’s all around me because I am in love with you. My feelings are so strong for you, there is no other way to put it. I never thought I could have this type of love with someone ever again. The way I feel so strongly about you, I knew from the beginning that we were

 

  1. I am really getting tired of these long hours and countless days – is there no other way? I will say it again, I LOVE YOU! Do you remember the day we met? It feels like just yesterday, I can see thought the eyes of nostalgia, a chance encounter in your parent’s backyard. It was a hot day ­– you wore yellow, I think, a yellow dress­– one thing led to another and you agreed to leaving your mark on me. The tree swing set behind

 

  1. I will never stop thinking about you. I wish we could run off to Europe or go see the world because I have the feeling that I would never get bored of being around you. You are the most interesting, funny and beautiful person that has ever come into my life and I can’t wait to spend a few lifetimes with you.

 

  1. I love you so much girl! You are the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me. I couldn’t imagine life without you. Whenever I’m alone my thoughts always drift to deep contemplations about you and our future together. I will always be here for you no matter what, through thick and thin, in sickness and in health, to love you and only you forever!

 

  1. I would love to melt in your kisses, drown in your emotions and fly with the wings of your heart. I wanted to tell you that only a miracle could make you so close to me. You are more than everything in this world for me. I feel like we were destined to be one. I would never trade our love for anything in the world. Our love is sacred and beautiful, without bounds or limits. It’s time to celebrate our love! I love you so much!

 

  1. You are the sexiest thing that I have ever seen. You are my first thought in the morning and my last at night. I think about you, dream about you and want to lay with you every second of every minute of my day. I am so happy that you’re mine forever.

 

  1. I love you and I am really excited about seeing you today! I can’t wait to hold your warm hand, it just makes me smile. Nothing feels as good as being in your arms. If we ever get married, I’ll spend the rest of my life making you as happy and as loved as you make me feel every single day.

 

  1. You’re the best girlfriend I’ve ever had. You’re also the only girlfriend I’ve ever had. The sex we have is amazing. The first time we had sex, it was so good it almost hurt (in a good way) and made me want to scream. Your body is so hot that my body temperature rises every time I see you in person or even just in a picture. That’s not all though! You’re also an incredibly smart girl, with some of your ideas being even

 

  1. There’s no other place I’d rather be than in your arms. They feel so warm and comfortable. The way you kiss me, the way your lips move with mine, the way you touch my body feels like home to me. This is how it feels to be loved by you.

 

  1. My eyes are locked into yours as you listen to my words. I gaze into your soul as you gaze into mine. Our lips touch as we smile at each other. My hand rests on your bare skin as your fingers tenderly grip my back. My heartbeat quickens as my skin tingles with every touch. Your movements are sensual, your kisses are passionate and I can no longer hold back…

 

  1. You are beautiful. You are incredible. You are my dream come true. I love your every curve, every smile, and every laugh. I love your style, your hair and your laugh. I love the way you take care of me and the way you let me take care of you. I love it when you tickle me and hold me in your arms. You make my life better everyday and I sincerely hope you enjoy these gifts from me to you.

 

  1. I always knew you were hot, but I have to say that I’m surprised, I never thought you had that body. Those legs are amazing, your butt is so sculpted and toned! Holy shit, you’re fucking sexy. Those clothes you’re wearing right now are practically painted on. I can tell you’ve been working out…you’re looking f

 

  1. I love you from the tip of your head to the tip of my toes, from the middle to the end. I love you so much. You have everything I could ever ask for in a girl. I don’t know what life would be without you by my side.

 

  1. I can’t explain how I feel! It’s this crazy, indescribable and chaotic mixture of joy, happiness and sadness! How can I feel so happy to be by your side yet so sad to know that I might lose you someday? How can my heart beat so fast at the thought of seeing you yet be so fearful of loosing the greatest person in my life?

 

  1. Honey, you are the most amazing person in the world. I can’t even begin to explain all the ways you have made my life better. You have been by my side through thick and thin and I love you with all my heart. Have a wonderful day!

 

  1. Oh baby, you look so beautiful tonight. Yeah, that outfit is looking good on you. I love how you walk, how you talk, the noises you make when we are intimate. I love how we spend hours on the phone talking about our future kids and pets, even though we both know it will never happen… Oh baby, I love hearing your voice. And honestly baby, your voice turns me on more than anything else. You make me go weak every time I here it.

 

  1. I’ve always been turned on by you, but I know the right time to tap that is when you are ready. I know how you feel, so don’t be afraid to let me in. I’m ready to take this to a new level.

 

  1. Sometimes I just want to take you and lock you in my closet and have you all to myself. I know it’s odd but I feel like I have this desire to have you all to myself and that everyone else around me shouldn’t be near you. It’s so incredibly strong and powerful.

 

  1. I’d like to be intertwined with your soul, intertwined so deep no one could ever tear us apart. I want to feel your soul inside mine, because when we collide our bodies our minds and our hearts become one.

 

  1. You know what they say, bigger is better. Right? Well, in that case, I want to be BIGGER! I love you so much, girlfriend. If you want me to grow big and strong for you, all you need to do is say the words: YES PENIS! One more thing… do you like my package? I know that it’s BONERIFIC!

 

  1. I want to kiss your neck, your boobs, and all over your body. I want you night and day in my dreams. I want to make love to you in the rain. I never want to be with another woman in my life! These are just some of the ways I feel about you. I will always have these feelings for you because of the special love we share. If this is something you will also be feeling, please call me. Your loving boyfriend, Sam

 

  1. I wish I could wrap my arms around you right now and squeeze you till you scream. You are so sexy to me, I wish we could make love right now. Every time we are together I feel like a volcano: full of heat and passion, ready to erupt. If you were here right now all I would need is one look from you and I would attack your body with passionate kisses, nibbles and licks.

 

  1. Here you go, my beautiful girlfriend. I love you so much and i hope you’ll never take that for granted. I can assure you, you’re the love of my life! See ya soon…

 

  1. I want you. When I think about you, the sound of your voice, the a scent of your body standing so close to mine, the way you hike up my skirt with those sexy fingers and pull my hair…I ache for you. You are the best sex of my life. Every time we make love I feel such an intense rush of bliss that I just can’t say no. Oh please baby lay me down and

 

  1. I’m a huge fan of threesomes. I think they’re the best possible way to get in a lot of trouble without leaving your house. I wouldn’t mind trying one with you and another slutty brunette, can you give me the name of a chick you know that’s single?

 

  1. I like your hair when it’s wet. I love to watch you walk away as you leave for work. I like how your little toe curls when you stand on the scale. If I had a second I would have it measured to see if it was long enough to wrap around my waist and hold me tight.

 

  1. I’m going to tell you something that will make you happy. I think about you all the time, I miss you when we are apart, and I smile when we are together. In case you didn’t feel the same way, I wanted to let you know. It’s true….I love you!

 

  1. There are things that I want and need to say, but don’t seem to find the right time or place. You mean so much to me. Before I met you my life was “okay”. Then you came into my life and have made it so much better. I can’t imagine living without you now. All this happiness you bring is what I live for.

 

  1. I [love] you and I always will. You’re my source of joy, the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Keep being amazing!

 

  1. My love for you is like the wind, it blows through my bones and I can feel it. It is like the ocean, deep, intense and ever changing. It’s like fire, exciting, passionate and unpredictable. If you asked me to choose between loving you and breathing I would have a hard time choosing, because I love you with every inch of my being. You are part of my soul, because we fit together so well.

 

  1. I can’t stop thinking about you. I have to have you right now. I’m taking you into the bedroom and we are going to make love until the morning. It’s so hard thinking about making love to you, I want it more every second.

 

  1. I never thought I could be happy again until I met you. It sounds corny, but it’s true. You have exceeded all my wildest dreams. You’ve taken me up to the clouds and back again. Not a day goes by that I don’t want to do something nice for you. In some ways, you’re still a mystery to me, but I’m loving finding out more about you every day.

 

  1. I am the person that I am, because of you. I feel more alive when you are near. For you, being together is a natural ease. I feel most like myself when I’m with you. Your scent took control over my heart. And that’s why I can never be apart from you, why my heart will always be yours, and that’s forever and ever.

 

  1. I can’t begin to express my shock and disbelief when I found out you were MY girlfriend. It was something that I never in a gazillion years thought would happen, yet it did! And I’m grateful for that.

 

  1. I have a hole in my chest that can only be filled by your love. I was drowning before I even met you, now you are my air and I am thirsty for your warm embrace. Sometimes when we kiss it’s like heaven is flowing through me, calming all my worries and taking away all the pain. You are my world and I can’t wait to spend forever with you.

 

  1. I just want to say that I am so lucky to have met you! You are always on my mind and I feel like you make me a better person in life. No other girl could ever love the way that I love you.

 

  1. My love for you grows with every day and I can’t ever have enough of you. Whether we are talking or cuddling or kissing, I just can’t get enough! I love being so close to you, it’s the best feeling in the world. I never want to lose that.

 

  1. I will make you as happy as an angel and be more loyal to you than a single strand of hair on your beautiful head. I’ll make love to you slowly, gently, sweetly, until we can’t move anymore. I’ll cuddle with you under blankets and stare into your eyes while the fire is crackling. And if you don’t like that we can always find something else to do. Because I will never stop loving you no matter what happens.

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